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- 1、我觉得我没错在哪里，她的聊天记录都藏得很好，我只是不小心看到，问
- 2、女生说我去和蚊子约会了怎么回回？
- 3、我和他在一起聊天，为什么蚊子都咬我不咬他？
- 4、谁能够讲一讲螳螂和蚊子的故事.
- 5、刚刚发现一MM发空间说说，一个笑话配与我的聊天记录，想请问她是想表达什么意思？我该怎么回复她，如图
- 6、你有没有和蚊子作斗争的经历 模仿写一写？
我觉得我没错在哪里，她的聊天记录都藏得很好，我只是不小心看到，问
如果没问题不怕你看，不过你千万不要是那种看的太紧的状态，爱情嘛本来就是你进她就退的事，偶而你退一下说不定她就进了，你做到你应该做的，如果她不珍惜你，那是她的损失，年轻人谈恋爱靠的就是个热情嘛。 我想说被蚊子咬着我还写了这么多，求采纳啊，亲！
女生说我去和蚊子约会了怎么回回？
女生在和你开玩笑的，你可以说，你怎么会找蚊子约会呢，不怕蚊子喝你的血，到时吃亏受伤的就是你了，要找也得找个象我这么帅的哥约会呀，嘿嘿嘿！
我和他在一起聊天，为什么蚊子都咬我不咬他？
蚊子也是有它独有的“口味”的...也许这只蚊子只爱叮咬A型血的人，也许有的蚊子专爱叮咬O型血的人...这就解释了为什么两个人在一起睡觉或坐在一起聊天蚊子只叮咬一个人，另外一个却安然无恙了。
谁能够讲一讲螳螂和蚊子的故事.
有一天,螳螂见到蚊子在飞,于是就对着蚊子大叫"蚊子兄,元旦有什么节目啊?"蚊子边飞边说"元旦我要跟我女朋友去逛街.哈哈~!~!"螳螂说"逛街很辛苦的,你的要帮他提东西,那样你就飞不了了!"蚊子说"小看我,我不用手也可以飞!"于是蚊子把翅膀收了起来,用不了多久就掉下来了,结果大家知道啦~!!是不是很无聊列,,哈哈,,就是要这种效果,,因为我现在确实很无聊
刚刚发现一MM发空间说说，一个笑话配与我的聊天记录，想请问她是想表达什么意思？我该怎么回复她，如图
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？”“是啊！”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。“我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到：警察甲：好严重的车祸。警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？”学生：“能，他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！”9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久，请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
你有没有和蚊子作斗争的经历 模仿写一写？
一天，我起床时发现身上有了个蚊子包，我换装起床，打算找它们算账。
我打开电视想吸引蚊子的注意力，果然，一阵直飞机的嗡嗡声袭来，我一转头，一只手一挥，把它挥倒在沙发上，我又看看它还奄奄一息的扭来扭去，便有用餐巾纸把它按死并扔进垃圾桶。
又有一次，一只蚊子在妈妈房间飞了好久，我去妈妈那打算消灭它，可它又在我眼前飞了很久我不耐烦，用我的如来神掌在它那拍来拍去，又用嘴把它赶来赶去犹如一位放牧的人。它飞入我的房间，我关上门，我便成为了它的猎物，我好不畏惧，即使我的肉质松软又是O型血，我立刻拿起生化武器防蚊水喷了起来。我虽然不知它在哪里，但用它喷满了各个角落，防蚊水所剩无几，我打开大门，正让更多的蚊子进去，如果有蚊子出来，我也可以用剩下的防蚊水喷它。过了一分钟，十分钟……我终于等不住了，用生化武器跟蚊子一决高低，我一个箭步冲进的防蚊水用光之后快速逃出，几个小时后，我走了进去，没发现一只蚊子的踪影，看来蚊子全部都被消灭了。今天晚上，我再没受到攻击。
蚊子和我的大战，蚊子盘盘皆输，我也用化学武器和手成功的把它们消灭。